Old Yeller is read to unicorns, their tears are collected, drizzled in cocktails. With the buzz on Polite Provisions, this may as well be. Very few people take the art of booze, or art itself, as seriously as Consortium Holdings. At Polite, they’ve got Erick Castro, who made his name at iconic cocktail labs like Bourbon & Branch and Rickhouse. Try the Rock & Rye (spiced whiskey for a frigid night). Or the house-made tropical phosphate soda (on draft). Or go ye olden Brooklyn style with an egg cream. There are beer cocktails, Champagne cocktails, punch bowl cocktails, cocktails on draft (Palomas!), dessert cocktails—it does for happy hour what Marquis de Sade did for pain. 4696 30th Street, Normal Heights